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A DEA agent stopped at the farm yesterday...
I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs Well okay i said...but don't go in that field over there. The DEA agent verbally exploded saying "Mr i have the authority of the federal government with me" Reaching into the back pocket of his trousers the arrogant officer shoved his badge in my face.."See this fugn badge .. This badge says i go where ever the hell i want" On any land and no questions asked or answers given Have i made myself clear ? Do you understand ? I nodded politely,apologized and went on about my chores... A short time later i heard loud screams Looked up and saw the DEA agent running for his life Being chased by my big azz mean old bull With every step he was losing ground and it soon became likely he would get gored before he could reach safery He was clearly terrified... I threw down my tools ,ran to the fence And yelled in my loudest clearest voice... YOUR BADGE .....SHOW HIM YOUR FUGN BADGE !
KiK {internet source} |
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 I FUGN LOVE YOUR JOKES KIK
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hehehe thanks Krish !
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INTERNET HUMOR.....................
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EWWWWWWwwwwWWwwwW ! {Internet porn} |
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Edited by
KiK2me
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Wed 07/03/13 03:08 PM
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:)
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This is a reminder to be careful of the pictures and links you post. 4b) IMG links that link to controversial/disturbing/offensive images will be removed immediately and the poster will be suspended or banned. No nudity, obscene gestures, suggestive photos, or images of illegal activities are allowed. Images must be PG-13 on the entire site, NOT rated R or X. We will be very strict on this policy, and violators will be treated harshly. Kim 
W O W .... Ok not a problem Have fun with your DULL threads than 
PG13 ? Guess it's back to looking for an ADULT site for me ?
My Bad... I love this site for it's fairness and humanity in staff and Moderators But to a REAL writer... CENSORSHIP is the death of EXPRESSION ! |
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The Priest A priest wanted to raise money for his church, and being told that there was a future in horse racing, he decided to purchase a horse and enter him in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for a horse was so steep that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might just as well enter it in the race. To his surprise, the Donkey came in third. The next day, the racing sheet carried this headline: "PRIEST'S Azz SHOWS". The priest was pleased with the donkey and entered it in the races again. This time it won. The paper read: "PRIEST'S Azz OUT FRONT". The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the priest not to enter the donkey in anymore races. The newspapers read: "BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S Azz". This was just too much for the bishop and he ordered the priest to get rid of the donkey. The priest gave the donkey to a nun at a nearby convent and the headlines read: "NUN HAS BEST Azz IN TOWN". The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to dispose of the donkey. She sold it to a farmer for $10.00. The paper stated: "NUN PEDDLES Azz FOR TEN BUCKS". They buried the Bishop the next day...... {Internet source} 
KiK  
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