Ok....everyone has at least 1 creepy/weird neighbour. And because I like to make up stories in my mind about things when I am bored, Ive imagined my creepy neighbour waking up like this.

Wake up, kiss blow up doll named Manly.....which of course I named because this is my story.

Dance and frolick with Manley to the bathroom.

Pee

Let Manley pee

Run bath for Manly and soak him.

Turn on Computer

Make Coffee

Peer out window at me to see what I am wearing

Put on gay man shorts, most likely green satin Adidas shorts, black socks and sandals

Look at blowup doll porn on the net

drink coffee

Dry off Manley and put him in the closet

Go outside and pretend to water the lawn

Peer at my house

Get in car and drive away to unknown job

i thought you lived in canada

insert head scratching emoticon here

Someone call the principal.!

So am I the only one with a creepy neighbour???

no ur not gypsy

Can I be the creepy neighbor? Huh? I'm really good at making up stories......

lol only if you like to wear green satin adidas shorts w/black socks and sandals!!

hhhhhhhaaaaaaa, well mine are kinda blueish, and my socks tend to be red, but if the sandal fits,....okay!

hmmmm I shall think of strange stories just for you creations...It may take a while though...

I AM the creepy neighbor.

And I do all the thing mentioned in this thread.

Awwwwww, I'm easy. Just smack me on the ass, call me Bo Bo.

My creepy neighbor comes over here!


But my neighbor is my mom...


And she sure is creepy!

Yeah!!!! Bucket is here....just in time for breakfast

lol @ buckethead!!!!!


Bobo.....I can work with bobo...throw in a bowl of shreddies and a bottle of vodka and we have a slightly off neighbour!!!

How creepy is your mom sound????

hi aj

I like the shredded wheat frosted, but then thats not really wierd. Pouring vodka over it is verrrrrrwwy wierd That would explain watering the lawn in undies?

hmmmmm am still waiting for creepy neighbour wake ups.....

<------taps fingers