Yes.

Have you ever wished you may, wished you might, have the wish you wished for tonight?

Yes.

Have you ever wished when pulling the pulley bone?

Yes.

Have you ever made a wish while blowing out the candles on your birthday cake?

Yes.

Have you ever huddled over your computer with your bed blankets pulled over you like I'm doing now?

No.

Have you ever made a wish while blowing out the candles on someone else's birthday cake?

No.

Have you ever been long overdue for a haircut?

Yep.

Have you ever gone down to the banks of the Hanky Panky, where the bull frogs jump from bank to banky?

No.

Have you ever been corralled into playing spin-the-bottle by a passle of girls and found out you liked it?

I wish.

Have you ever known a farmer, had a dog and "Bingo" was his name-o?

Nope.

Have you ever wondered if cutiepie went to bed early cuz she works Saturday?

no. who's this?


have you ever goen to bed early withj your lover vbecause she had to work early on Saturday?

Have you ever in a meadow built a snowman and pretended that he was Parson Brown?

no.

have you ever lost interest in your partner?

Don't see that happening
Have you ever been so forlorn by your fav sport team performance?

Yep. The 49ers let me down in the Super Bowl this year.

Have you ever wanted a hippopotamus for Christmas?

Unfortunately,all the zoos have got one already,so i can't donate it
Have you ever wondered what Christmas is like in planet Pluto?

I did until I donned my cape and flew there one foggy Christmas Eve.

Have you ever wondered how Plutonians feel about Earth scientists no longer considering their home a planet?

As cold as ice blocks,i guess
Have you ever out of curiosity or some freak reason ever thought of volunteering on a space mission to say Pluto or Jupiter or Neptune if there was a...say Nasa expedition?

I would, but I'm afraid others would then start posting on "Last to Post Wins", and saying that they're the winner, when everyone and their brother (and their aunt, cousin, uncle and next door neighbor's friend's college roommate's barber's nephew's best friend's mudi) knows that Supermangoodguyman TopherJ37 is the real winner.


Have you ever met a young lady named Bright, whose speed was far faster than light, who went out one day, in a relative way, and did not return until the previous night?

(when is your comedy show on tv,Toph?)

I CAN'T GET TO KEEP AN EYE ON HER FOR A MICRO MOMENT?
Have you ever seen the moon and the moon saw you too?