Guantanamo Santa

Guantanamo Santa was Shot Down in a No Fly Zone.
Causing TSA to quickly Raid the North Pole.
Arresting every Elf, and Mischief Toy.
Rodolph, and fellow reindeer are currently being
Dissected at Area 51.

Guantanamo Santa made a deal for less time.
Turning Jack Frost, and Frosty over to the Men in Black.
Rumor has it, Frosties water boarding didn't go Very Well.....

Guantanamo Inmates are currently upset at Jolly Ole St. Nic
Over usage of the term Ho, Ho, Ho.... may have other indications.
Riots soon ensue landing Guantanamo Santa in isolation.
Apparently Patriot Act Legislation put a Damper
on X-mas this past election year......

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Yes, it's a twisted X-mas write....

Bump... still twisted...

*clap-clap-clap*...Cheers Ups!! ...Have a Very Merry Christmas!

Up2 you have reignited the "X" in mas.

Thanks Leigh, Merry Christmas....

Thanks stopteasing....