I won't say if I own. Nobodys business.
I do have a Masters. It's in baiting.
I have been a professional Master-Baiter for near 46 years.

Damn I love Jessie Ventura...

On gun control..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_FJSqYBLVE

Gotta give Jessie credit for "sticking to his guns"


It erks me a bit when people use the argument that someone carrying concealed in a crisis situation is likely to cause more casualties. Almost as if the assumption is that people who carry will just spin around in circles blind firing at anything that moves. This is just unrealistic. That being said, it is possible that the person carrying legally will not be able to take out the assailant. Under this circumstance the assailant would have diverted his/her attention from the random unarmed people and focused on the bigger threat, thereby giving the crowd a few extra seconds to escape. Either way, lives are still saved.

I know it's a bit off topic, but the interviewer mentioning this slightly twisted piece of logic fueled my desire to clarify.