100% FREE ONLINE DATING
sponsored links
Previous
| Topic: Weird things people said today to me/you. | |
|---|---|
|
|
|
I've always loved.....
(knock on the front door. I open it and it is my neighbor) "Hey man. Was wondering if I could BORROW a cup of sugar from ya? I'm flat out of sugar". Okay. Why ask to "borrow" something that you most likely will never return? I mean, it is a cup of sugar. Just take a cup of mine and get the hell out. Don't sugar coat things (pun intended) and act as if you are noble enough to return my sugar. Both you and I know it ain't gonna happen.  
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I've always loved..... (knock on the front door. I open it and it is my neighbor) "Hey man. Was wondering if I could BORROW a cup of sugar from ya? I'm flat out of sugar". Okay. Why ask to "borrow" something that you most likely will never return? I mean, it is a cup of sugar. Just take a cup of mine and get the hell out. Don't sugar coat things (pun intended) and act as if you are noble enough to return my sugar. Both you and I know it ain't gonna happen.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
     creepy man I don't know keeps sending me pics of his little "rooster" And keeps asking "you like that don't ya Jen?" 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
An acquaintance had a bad day it seems: "Had a lousy morning at the gym,some a..hole stole my watch, I sincerely hopes he dies of syphilis an' that now ex of mine, I put poison ivy on her underwear so she would think that she had a disease...."
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Damn baby it looks like somebody stole two fine christmas hams and shoved em down the back of your dress
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I am refusing my meds.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"Serial number CD457...O...not the letter, but the number zero."
It takes one second to say "ZERO", and 30 seconds to demonstrate stupid. 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"This man sacrificed part of his beard so our succubus could have hair on her breasts."
(Read on Facebook) |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I got nothin'
today was pretty normal tho I did have a guy tell me that the cops raised the price for a ticket for going to SLOW on the hywy....that was a little odd |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Beaver kills Fisherman
|
|
|
|
|
