Topic: Two Prawns and a Cod
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Sun 12/16/12 10:54 AM
One day, in the shark-infested waters of the Caribbean, two prawns called Justin and Christian are discussing the pressures of being a preyed upon prawn.
"I hate being a prawn,"
says Justin.
"I wish I were a shark."
Suddenly, a mysterious cod appears.
"Your wish is granted,"
he says.
Instantly, Justin becomes a shark.
Horrified, Christian swims away, afraid his former friend might eat him.
As time passes, Christian continues to avoid Justin, leaving the shrimp-turned-maneater lonely and frustrated. So when he bumps into the cod again, he begs the mysterious fish to change him back.
Lo and behold, Justin is turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, he swims back to the reef to seek out Christian.
As he approaches, he shouts out:
"It's me, Justin, your old friend. I've changed & I've found Cod.....

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I'm a prawn again, Christian."

:tongue: bigsmile :banana:

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Sun 12/16/12 06:30 PM
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