> > > A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.

> > >

> > > When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air,

> pulls out

> > his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, “In Mexico our

> glasses are

> > so cheap we don’t need to drink with the Same one twice.”

> > >

> > > The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws into the

> > air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,

> > >

> > > “In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don’t need to

> drink

> > with the same one twice either.”

> > >

> > > The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one

> > gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and shoots the

> Mexican

> > and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for

> a

> > refill, she says, “In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs

> that we

> > don’t have to drink with the same ones twice.”

> > >

> > > God Bless America

Tonya L. Fox

that's good

Go Redneck girl!!