If the movie arm of the Disney Corporation insists on producing a new Star Wars movie, which I believe to be a bad idea, then perhaps fans of Star Wars can help write the plot of such a movie.

So, post what would be your version of a new Star Wars plot. A parody would be acceptable ... at least to me.

Well I've always heard that the seventh star wars film was always about destroying whats left of the empire. So that would be the first choice I would go with.
After all why not go with lucas's original story?

Now if I had a vote in a new plot? I would say go with the thrawn trilogy. Starting with "heir to the empire"

A short time ago,
in a Disney studio not-so-far away . . .

STAR
WARTS

EPISODE VII: REVENGE OF THE DISSED

Lukewarm's quest to become a WALL-I (successor to WALL-E) is interrupted by another attempt by Dark Helmet to turn Lukewarm to the dork side of the Farce.

Elsewhere, Han Soda is trying to get out of trouble with Pizza the Hut. If Han fails to do so, then he will be turned over to the Elmer hunters . . .



. . . who are certain to have Han carbonated.

Meanwhile, aboard the Millennium Fork-Em, MePO'd and Are-too Doo-doo are playing a board game with Tobacco the Rookie, who threatens to unplug his opponents from their electrical sockets if he loses.

Observing all of these things are Princess Playa and her new boyfriend, Jar-Jar Stinks. Unbeknownst to the others, Playa is a Zit lord who is seeking an apprentice. Playa has been offered an apprentice from this guy



who must be related to Jar-Jar because he Stinks, too.

The Princess is also fighting false rumors that she has been sleeping with Tobacco the Rookie. She may be a Playa, but she isn't a carpet layer.

Eventually, Princess Playa achieves her goal of becoming the emperor of the galaxy, and everyone anxiously waits to see the emperor's new clothes.

Finally, upon reading his lines in this movie, Lando Caucasian yells out . . .


"How did I end up in this Mickey Mouse outfit?"

As for those elder WALL-I icons Oh-Be-Gone and Yoga, they were spared having to be in this movie because they signed much better movie contracts.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * The End * * * * * * * * * * * * * *


OK. So you think my movie plot is related to Jar-Jar, too.
Well, who do you think I am, this guy?



Besides, as we learn in . . .

. . . it takes burning down a village to produce an excellent parody movie.

I want to see the franchise move away from anything related to the first six movies. Perhaps do something with The Old Republic as a basis for a script.

Harrison Ford has expressed interest in reprising his role, so has Carrie Fisher, I just hope they don't try to squeeze her into the Slave outfit.

And no new Star Wars film will be complete if it doesn't include Jar-Jar Binks in the slave outfit.

Maybe The Holiday Special will get an official release. I have an unofficial release- it's definitely from someone's recording off TV, but it does come with a collection of commercials for Kenner toys from back then, and The Muppet Star Wars episode.