Topic: How to Shower Like a Woman/Man
alwaysacanuck's photo
Sun 11/25/12 03:25 PM
How to Shower Like a Woman

1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper
according to lights and darks.

2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see
husband/boyfriend along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental
note to do more sit-ups

4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth,
long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.

5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43
added vitamins.

6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner
enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.

8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake
body wash.

10. Rinse conditioner off hair.

11. Shave armpits and legs.

12. Turn off shower.

13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots
with Tilex.

14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small
country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

15. Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.

16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on
head.

17. If you see husband/boyfriend along the way, cover up any exposed
areas.


How To Shower Like a Man

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and
leave them in a pile.

2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife/girlfriend along the way, shake penis at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.

3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size
of your penis and scratch your ***.

4. Get in the shower.

5. Wash your face.

6. Wash your armpits.

7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them
off.

8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud
they sound in the shower.

9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding
area.

10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on
the soap.

11. Shampoo your hair.

12. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

13. Pee.

14. Rinse off and get out of shower.

15. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because
curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.

16. Admire penis size in mirror again.

17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan
on.

18. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you
pass wife/girlfriend , pull off towel, shake penis at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.

19. Throw wet towel on bed.


If there is anyone one among you who did not laugh at the
truth behind this, there is something so very wrong with you :banana: tongue2

no photo
Sun 11/25/12 04:19 PM
:laughing:

willing2's photo
Sun 11/25/12 05:03 PM
Hot Damn!
Right on the money!laugh

boredinaz06's photo
Sun 11/25/12 05:11 PM





That's a good onelaugh laugh laugh

alwaysacanuck's photo
Sun 11/25/12 07:49 PM
Glad you have all enjoyed this ... It is funny how the truth is sometimes the most humourous ... love this section of the site ... Many laughs to you all ... cheers from a crazy canucktongue2 :banana:

Jtevans's photo
Sun 11/25/12 11:00 PM
laugh laugh drinker

anhonestanswer's photo
Fri 11/30/12 05:22 PM
Brillant.....
and so true....and rip roaring funny...

nice work Garrett laugh laugh laugh

Kaleijoscope's photo
Fri 11/30/12 05:45 PM
The woman part tires me just reading it...i need only 5 steps,not the whole 17 episodes.
The man part was really funny and gave me insights ive never imagine exist when men goes into shower..
You made me laugh canuck...woke me from boredom while waiting for the mass to begin..thanks!

HeadnHeart's photo
Fri 11/30/12 05:56 PM
Edited by HeadnHeart on Fri 11/30/12 05:57 PM
Masterful and hilarious! rofl

safiownz's photo
Fri 11/30/12 06:38 PM
LMFAO :)

alwaysacanuck's photo
Sun 12/02/12 04:02 PM
Nice to see both male and female alike see the homour in the truth

Stay smilin' biggrin

tessa68's photo
Sun 12/02/12 05:28 PM
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silversgt's photo
Mon 12/03/12 03:45 AM
Haha!