A lawyer and two friends, a rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had
car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night
with a farmer.

The farmer said, "There might be a problem; you see, I only
have room for two to sleep, so one of you must sleep in the
barn."

"No problem," chimed the rabbi. "My people wandered in the
desert for forty years. I am humble enough to sleep in the
barn for an evening."

With that, he departed to the barn and the others bedded
down for the night.

Moments later, a knock was heard at the door, and the farmer
opened it. There stood the rabbi from the barn.

"What's wrong?" asked the farmer.

He replied, "I'm grateful to you, but I can't sleep in the
barn. There is a pig in the barn, and my faith believes that
is an unclean animal."

His Hindu friend agreed to swap places with him. But a few
minutes later, the same scene recurred. There was a knock on
the door.

"What's wrong now?" the farmer asked.

The Hindu holy man replied, "I too am grateful for your
helping us out, but there is a cow in the barn, and in my
country cows are considered sacred. I can't sleep on holy
ground!"

Well, that left only the lawyer to make the change. He
grumbled and complained, but he went out to the barn.

Moments later, there was another knock on the farmer's door.

Frustrated and tired, the farmer opened the door, and there
stood ... the pig and the cow.

very nice

I dated a Lawyer who was very nice so I should not laugh but I did

Two Lawyers pass this really tall hot Blond as she is leaving a bar. One says to the other "Man I would love to sc**w her". The other said out of what?

Lawyers!..they definitely know how to sc§€w things up!..thanks hippie!..good one!..been awhile..eh?

Yes Jo,

Been very busy in college, I need a break! Gotta wait till next semester for spring break I guess...