This happened a long while back. Some friends and I are playing an online game. There's a minimizing utility for the game that responds to in-game text messages. One of the functions is to state the current time. So, well, this is the conversation we had...

*Some names have been changed to protect their identities.*
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*December 5th, 2006*

(Bob) - !time... The current time is 5:02 pm, December 3rd, 2006.

(Joe) - Bob, your clock is off.

(Bob) - No it's not. It's just the time zones.

(Joe) - .......um... your not two DAYS ahead of us dude

That is funny

wouldn't that be two days behind

Heh, yup, you cought me ADJ.

It was two days ahead in the actual conversation but I typed it wrong