A father passing by his sons bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, it was addressed and with the worse premonition he opened the envelope.. With trembling hands read the letter. Dear dad,it is with great regret and sorrow that am writting you. I had to flore with my new girlfriend cause i wanted to avoid scene with mum and you. I ve been finding real passion with stacy and she is so nice but i know you would not approve of her cause of all her piercing, tattoos, her tight motorcycle cloths and cause she is 16years older tham i am. But dad its not only the passion, she is pregnant and stacy says we will be happy together. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewoods for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Dad, stacy has opened my eye to the fact that marijuana doesnt really hurt anyone so we will be growing it ourselves and trading. In the mean time, we will pray that science finds a cure for aids so stacy can get better. She sure deserves it! Dont worry dad, am 15 and know how to take care of myself. Someday, am sure we ll visit soyou can get to know your many grandchildren. lOVE, YOUR SON. P:S. Dad, none of the above is true, am over at jasons house and just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life tham the school report on the kitchen table

Wow if my son did that to me I'm thinking his punishment would be even worse!

hehehehehehehehehehe.. Very correct.

that was epic :L wish i had that brains to pull off a stunt like that on my parents when i was younger

Good one.
I stole it.

Very clever

lol.. Its is allowed..

goes well with my coffee...put a big smile on my wednesday.,thanks!

LOVE it!!!

that sounds like a former girlfriend advising my daughter one day
at the store se told her to pick the one twice as expensive as she wanted then i would not mind getting her the one she wanted

imagine that

lol.. Did it work?

Very smart guy! so funny thanks.