Topic: Was there really a Hurricane or an inside job? | |
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Brown Student Remains Unconvinced There Was a Hurricane.
NBC 10's Alison Bologna didn't get the interview she expected from "Daniel," a Brown student, live from Fox Point Hurricane Barrier in Providence. Daniel says the government wants you to think a hurricane happened and that classes are cancelled, but he knows better. "If I wake up and people say, 'there's a hurricane,' I'm still pretty skeptical," Daniel says. "I don't really believe that there's a hurricane." Bologna corrects him, but he persists. "Think about it: the earth rotates pretty quickly," he continues. He even rotates his arms to demonstrate what he means, just in case viewers are confused. He will concede this point: "It's definitely windy, no, for sure." "Well, the government definitely wants you to think that classes are cancelled, but I'm not so sure," he says. At this point, Bologna has had enough. She shutters him offscreen as quickly as possible. We suspect that, after they cut filming, she promptly walked over to him and whacked him upside the head, too. Daniel's trolling is pretty good, all things considered. He has has the "stunned college kid" voice down to a science. It reminds us of Max Rice's performance on Fox and Friends. He was the 20-year old who lied about his credentials to get on air, and promptly sabotaged the clip. Of course, this is all assuming he is a troll. Realistically there are three explanations for this interview: Daniel is an troll. Likely a Redittor, and he wants to get that karma. (Likely.) Daniel is high, probably from mushrooms or acid. What does he care? He doesn't have classes. (Less likely, but still a real possibility.) Daniel took his critical thinking classes way, way too seriously. (Least likely.) We'll update if Daniel's identity is revealed anywhere. |
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Oh yea, a hurricane just before the election? How convenient.
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This is like watching, on live TV, two planes crashing into the WTC and believing they had nothing to do with it; or the heat melting the ice caps and claiming global warming has nothing to do with it, etc.
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Edited by
alleoops
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Tue 10/30/12 05:32 PM
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Believe this? Ha! |
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Follow the Money!!!!
It's an inside jobby to create a false fug operation in order to attack Global Warming! Staged by MOSSAD to further the designs of Zionist Penguins. |
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Follow the Money!!!! It's an inside jobby to create a false fug operation in order to attack Global Warming! Staged by MOSSAD to further the designs of Zionist Penguins. I knew it! I knew it! Thank you! |
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Or this? I don't think so..... |
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Edited by
HotRodDeluxe
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Tue 10/30/12 06:10 PM
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Follow the Money!!!! It's an inside jobby to create a false fug operation in order to attack Global Warming! Staged by MOSSAD to further the designs of Zionist Penguins. I knew it! I knew it! Thank you! No problem. The Sheeple have to be made aware of the designs of the Evil Satanic Zionist Penguin Cabal. The conspirators: They are a suspicious looking bunch. |
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Believe this? Ha! Awesome picture!!! |
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Well the say that the evil cabal can control the weather, but I think it is Al Gore.
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Well the say that the evil cabal can control the weather, but I think it is Al Gore. He is "The Wizard of Weird". |
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Edited by
alleoops
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Tue 10/30/12 08:22 PM
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Pass me the kool-aid! Muuuuuuaaaaahhhhhaaa! |
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Well the say that the evil cabal can control the weather, but I think it is Al Gore. He is "The Wizard of Weird". Really? I always thought of you as the "Wizard of Weird." |
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Believe this? Ha! Awesome picture!!! Yeah, but it isn't real. |
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Believe this? Ha! Awesome picture!!! Yeah, but it isn't real. How do you know? |
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Well the say that the evil cabal can control the weather, but I think it is Al Gore. He is "The Wizard of Weird". Really? I always thought of you as the "Wizard of Weird." I was but I got better. |
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Believe this? Ha! Awesome picture!!! Yeah, but it isn't real. NON-BELIEVER! |
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Believe this? Ha! Awesome picture!!! Yeah, but it isn't real. How do you know? This has been going around all over the place as a hurricane Sandy picture and it isn't. It was posted here in 2010: http://www.theospark.net/2010/09/pic-dump_20.html. Is it a real picture? I doubt it. |
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It is still an awesome picture. I did not think it was Hurricane Sandy.
I am going to paint a picture of it and auction it off on dailypaintworks.com for a donation to help victims of the Hurricane. It is called the Hurricane Sandy fundraiser challenge. Do you think this would be a nice painting? http://www.dailypaintworks.com/Challenge/C0EB586C-7142-4c96-A589-DF9DC9BABA1A |
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