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something about coaxing plants to grow is therapeutically satisfying. I couldn't agree more. |
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I alphabetized my horror DVDs.
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I alphabetized my horror DVDs. What about your VHS collection? |
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I am learning to..accept. To bring down the stresses of life. Breathe deeply often, during the day. Stop rolling my eyes :-) I stopped rolling my eyes and replaced it by staring at the source of exasperation and blinking slowly 4 or 5 times....waiting for the comprehension to kick in. It usually works after 4 or 5 blinks. |
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I emailed you! Also I made a promise to god to only worry about the things that matter all this stress is killing me Its not worth it.
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Edited by
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oops!
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I alphabetized my horror DVDs. Why is this not a surprise? |
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Put away five old girlfriends, the place looks much more liveable now. No girls sitting randomly on sitting moebeln randomly, no matter where I go in the house. I also got rid of my debts. It was getting to be a drag, you know, typing all those letters to answer "final notices", and stuff. Somebody at church suggested I get rid of my debt, so I did. It pays to go to church. Some people give you good advice there. Like "respect your elders to have a long life on earth." All one who wants to die young needs to know is that. Call dad an azzole, call mom a two-bit hooker, and bang, you don't have to haul a long life and drag out your miserable existence. Good advice. Oh, and I discontinued my Readers' Digest subscription. That was a huge time saver. Another thing I did, was I got rid of my back issues of Victoria's Secret catalogues. I noticed my eyesight was getting worse, so selling those catalogues on eBay was not that much of a voluntary choice, but a force of circumstances. Seriously - you crack me up!!!! Maerz, I'll be honest... I wrote that post especially for you. The word "moebeln" was the give-away tell-tale sign of that, you can look forward to more of those "key words" that say the message is for you, only for you, mainly, and somewhat for others as well. |
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Edited by
wux
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Mon 10/29/12 08:55 PM
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Put away five old girlfriends, the place (...) of circumstances. I stopped Skyping with my mom so much. Not only am I not dead, but I am much happier. That's very good! Really, I think you are doing well. When you are becoming much cheaper, too, please do let me know without any wait. I'll pounce on you like a love-lion. I am not lion, just doing some hyperbolizing. Sorry. I won't do it again. Unless you encourage me to, of course. |
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Put away five old girlfriends, the place looks much more liveable now. No girls sitting randomly on sitting moebeln randomly, no matter where I go in the house. I also got rid of my debts. It was getting to be a drag, you know, typing all those letters to answer "final notices", and stuff. Somebody at church suggested I get rid of my debt, so I did. It pays to go to church. Some people give you good advice there. Like "respect your elders to have a long life on earth." All one who wants to die young needs to know is that. Call dad an azzole, call mom a two-bit hooker, and bang, you don't have to haul a long life and drag out your miserable existence. Good advice. Oh, and I discontinued my Readers' Digest subscription. That was a huge time saver. Another thing I did, was I got rid of my back issues of Victoria's Secret catalogues. I noticed my eyesight was getting worse, so selling those catalogues on eBay was not that much of a voluntary choice, but a force of circumstances. Seriously - you crack me up!!!! Maerz, I'll be honest... I wrote that post especially for you. The word "moebeln" was the give-away tell-tale sign of that, you can look forward to more of those "key words" that say the message is for you, only for you, mainly, and somewhat for others as well. Well my DEAR Wux, I did pick up on that "key word", but the rest did really crack me up. As I said before I REALLY DO like your commentary. Now you go on ahead and make me feel "special", I am looking forward to my new "key words" and will comment, if it will be right. This one is for you DEAR |
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I am learning to..accept. To bring down the stresses of life. Breathe deeply often, during the day. Stop rolling my eyes :-) Yeah, that's a real time saver. Because sometimes they roll under the bed, and you are on all fours, trying to retrieve them with a ruler or a wooden spoon. If you are a primate. If you are not, then you just sit there, howling, until the master comes into the master's bedroom and fishes it out for you. |
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Edited by
wux
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Mon 10/29/12 09:01 PM
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I am learning to..accept. To bring down the stresses of life. Breathe deeply often, during the day. Stop rolling my eyes :-) Breathing alone by itself, is helpful already, never mind the deep. They say breeding does wonders for stress reducion, too. I must really try that one day. The problem is the fellow breeder -- they increase stress and bp. You can never win, truly. |
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I am enjoying doing nothing more and more. .... LOL You will accomplish more and more doing less and less, until you accomplish everything in no time, and without moving a finger. Most likely. |
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Edited by
wux
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Mon 10/29/12 09:10 PM
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You know why I can't shut up on this thread? because I am the only guy in the midsts of a bevvy of beauties. Beautiful ladies. And a cat of course, which makes it better, and a bird, and that's just fine because birds and cats are the feminine animals of the kingdom, and a nice dish is the feminine food, along with tomatoes. Oh, and watermelo... don't start me on that, please, I'll never shut up.
------------ Edit: Torgo and JackTrades, nothing personal, I just got a chance to browse through page 2, no insults and offence intended. |
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I am learning to..accept. To bring down the stresses of life. Breathe deeply often, during the day. Stop rolling my eyes :-) I stopped rolling my eyes and replaced it by staring at the source of exasperation and blinking slowly 4 or 5 times....waiting for the comprehension to kick in. It usually works after 4 or 5 blinks. I can just see how it affects the sources of your exasperation... like a kid, a mother or a lover, or a waitress or co-worker. |
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I alphabetized my horror DVDs. What about your VHS collection? Those are separated by VHS Distribution companies, no seriously. |
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I alphabetized my horror DVDs. Why is this not a surprise? What are you trying to say? |
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I emailed you! Also I made a promise to god to only worry about the things that matter all this stress is killing me Its not worth it. |
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I have come to terms with my illness and accept my fate whatever It made be and am trying to guide others in my situation to find inner peace and to be as happy as they can possibly be
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Put away five old girlfriends, the place (...) of circumstances. I stopped Skyping with my mom so much. Not only am I not dead, but I am much happier. That's very good! Really, I think you are doing well. When you are becoming much cheaper, too, please do let me know without any wait. I'll pounce on you like a love-lion. I am not lion, just doing some hyperbolizing. Sorry. I won't do it again. Unless you encourage me to, of course. I'm very cheap. It's travel costs that are expensive. I watched a movie recently where this guy hitchhiked from West Virginia to California, took a paddle boat down to Mexico and then walked and hitchhiked up the west coast to Alaska. I was thinking how awesome that was and how many Minglers I could meet if I did that. But, then he died of starvation and accidentally eating a poisonous plant in Alaska and that kind of discouraged me from pursuing the idea. |
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