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Big Tex was the only creature on Earth (with the noted exception of Chuck Norris) who could kick Godzilla and King Kong's azz at the same time with one hand tied behind his back!!
Oh? Let me introduce you to my little friend: 
Is he neutered or trans vestite? He's packin' a teenie weenie and has to be neutered cuz he ain't hangin' on either side. |
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Big Tex was the only creature on Earth (with the noted exception of Chuck Norris) who could kick Godzilla and King Kong's azz at the same time with one hand tied behind his back!!
Oh? Let me introduce you to my little friend:
Is he neutered or trans vestite? He's packin' a teenie weenie and has to be neutered cuz he ain't hangin' on either side. 
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I think (like the South)Big Tex will rise again! 
Where will the rise be? 
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I think (like the South)Big Tex will rise again!
Where will the rise be?
You get a look at that little cutie? You bet the south is a risin'. She one hot puppy! 
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Big Tex was the only creature on Earth (with the noted exception of Chuck Norris) who could kick Godzilla and King Kong's azz at the same time with one hand tied behind his back!!
Oh? Let me introduce you to my little friend:
Is he neutered or trans vestite? He's packin' a teenie weenie and has to be neutered cuz he ain't hangin' on either side. As if Big Tex ever did. 
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Big Tex was the only creature on Earth (with the noted exception of Chuck Norris) who could kick Godzilla and King Kong's azz at the same time with one hand tied behind his back!!
Oh? Let me introduce you to my little friend:
Is he neutered or trans vestite? He's packin' a teenie weenie and has to be neutered cuz he ain't hangin' on either side. He looks like one of the "Village People". 
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Big Tex was the only creature on Earth (with the noted exception of Chuck Norris) who could kick Godzilla and King Kong's azz at the same time with one hand tied behind his back!!
Oh? Let me introduce you to my little friend:
Is he neutered or trans vestite? He's packin' a teenie weenie and has to be neutered cuz he ain't hangin' on either side. As if Big Tex ever did.
The autopsy report has not been given. So until then give him his Dos Juevos, ok? |
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Big Tex was the only creature on Earth (with the noted exception of Chuck Norris) who could kick Godzilla and King Kong's azz at the same time with one hand tied behind his back!!
Oh? Let me introduce you to my little friend:
Is he neutered or trans vestite? He's packin' a teenie weenie and has to be neutered cuz he ain't hangin' on either side. As if Big Tex ever did.
I didn't notice. 
That's one fine little monster you Okies have. 
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Big Tex was the only creature on Earth (with the noted exception of Chuck Norris) who could kick Godzilla and King Kong's azz at the same time with one hand tied behind his back!!
Oh? Let me introduce you to my little friend:
Is he neutered or trans vestite? He's packin' a teenie weenie and has to be neutered cuz he ain't hangin' on either side. As if Big Tex ever did.
The autopsy report has not been given. So until then give him his Dos Juevos, ok? Sorry, but the autopsy photo clearly shows what he has . . . and hasn't. 
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Big Tex was the only creature on Earth (with the noted exception of Chuck Norris) who could kick Godzilla and King Kong's azz at the same time with one hand tied behind his back!!
Oh? Let me introduce you to my little friend:
Is he neutered or trans vestite? He's packin' a teenie weenie and has to be neutered cuz he ain't hangin' on either side. As if Big Tex ever did.
The autopsy report has not been given. So until then give him his Dos Juevos, ok? Sorry, but the autopsy photo clearly shows what he has . . . and hasn't.
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Big Tex was the only creature on Earth (with the noted exception of Chuck Norris) who could kick Godzilla and King Kong's azz at the same time with one hand tied behind his back!!
Oh? Let me introduce you to my little friend:
Is he neutered or trans vestite? He's packin' a teenie weenie and has to be neutered cuz he ain't hangin' on either side. As if Big Tex ever did.
The autopsy report has not been given. So until then give him his Dos Juevos, ok? Sorry, but the autopsy photo clearly shows what he has . . . and hasn't.
Huevos quemado! |
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Big Tex was the only creature on Earth (with the noted exception of Chuck Norris) who could kick Godzilla and King Kong's azz at the same time with one hand tied behind his back!!
Oh? Let me introduce you to my little friend:
Is he neutered or trans vestite? He's packin' a teenie weenie and has to be neutered cuz he ain't hangin' on either side. As if Big Tex ever did.
The autopsy report has not been given. So until then give him his Dos Juevos, ok? Sorry, but the autopsy photo clearly shows what he has . . . and hasn't.
Stop with the nude photos. 
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Big Tex was the only creature on Earth (with the noted exception of Chuck Norris) who could kick Godzilla and King Kong's azz at the same time with one hand tied behind his back!!
Oh? Let me introduce you to my little friend:
Is he neutered or trans vestite? He's packin' a teenie weenie and has to be neutered cuz he ain't hangin' on either side. As if Big Tex ever did.
The autopsy report has not been given. So until then give him his Dos Juevos, ok? Sorry, but the autopsy photo clearly shows what he has . . . and hasn't.
Stop with the nude photos.
Rose is right. Boy got no bootay! |
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Big Tex was the only creature on Earth (with the noted exception of Chuck Norris) who could kick Godzilla and King Kong's azz at the same time with one hand tied behind his back!!
Oh? Let me introduce you to my little friend:
Is he neutered or trans vestite? He's packin' a teenie weenie and has to be neutered cuz he ain't hangin' on either side. As if Big Tex ever did.
The autopsy report has not been given. So until then give him his Dos Juevos, ok? Sorry, but the autopsy photo clearly shows what he has . . . and hasn't.
Stop with the nude photos.
Rose is right. Boy got no bootay! Or juevos. |
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Big Tex was the only creature on Earth (with the noted exception of Chuck Norris) who could kick Godzilla and King Kong's azz at the same time with one hand tied behind his back!!
Oh? Let me introduce you to my little friend:
Is he neutered or trans vestite? He's packin' a teenie weenie and has to be neutered cuz he ain't hangin' on either side. As if Big Tex ever did.
The autopsy report has not been given. So until then give him his Dos Juevos, ok? Sorry, but the autopsy photo clearly shows what he has . . . and hasn't.
Stop with the nude photos.
Rose is right. Boy got no bootay! yea, now! |
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I understand they are going to spend six million dollars rebuilding Big Tex. They are going to make him stronger, faster .... better! And he will come packin'!!
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Funeral services are pending.
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Funeral services are pending.
Open casket or bonfire? |
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Edited by
alleoops
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Sat 10/20/12 11:28 AM
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Funeral services are pending.
Open casket or bonfire? BBQ what else? |
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