Best divorce letter from wife. My dear husband, am writing this letter to tell you that am leaving you. Have been a good wife the last 20years with nothing to show for it and the last two weeks has been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you left your job today which was the last straw. Last week you came home and didnt even notice i had a new hair style, i cooked your favorite neck and even wore a brand new nightie. You ate in two min and went straight to sleep after watching your fav soaps. You do not tell me you love me anymore and you do not want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. You are either cheating or you dont love me anymore, what ever the case, am gone. Signed, your ex wife. Ps: dont try to find me, your bro and i have moved to new zealand together. Have a great life.

THE REPLY.. Dear ex wife, nothing has made my day more than recieving your letter. Its true we been married 20years, although a good woman is a far cry from it. I watch tv soaps so much cause they drown your constant whinning and bitching, too bad that doesnt work anymore. I did notice when you got your hair do last week but the first thing that came to mind was you look just like a boy, since my father trained me not to say anything if you cant say something nice. When you cooked my favorite meal you must have got me confused with my brother because i have not eaten prawns in 7years. About the nightie, i turned away from you cause the $299.99 price tag was still on it and i prayed it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed 300 from me that morning. After all of these i still loved you and felt we could work it out, so when i won the 20million dollar lotto on sat, i left my job and bought two tickets for us to go to paris. But when i got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason i guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures that you wont get a dime from me so take care. Your ex husband....... Rich as hell and free. Ps: dont know if i ever told you this, but my brother carl was born carla. Hope that nt a problem

hmmm.. No one thinks this is funny??

it is funny - thanks for posting!