I'm still working on it ;)

Ok, we'll it better be good then, Romeo!

Maybe they meant "pilipino".

I did. About 7 years ago, when I first joined forums on the Internet.

It was on a Hungarian Internet site, more a chat line. Old fashioned, you know, the added new posts joined in on the bottom of the page, and scrolled up. I had a DOS computer then, a 487.

So... I added my first profound post, and a Hungarian poster replied, "... (My username, I can't remember), you just sounded out like a shooting gallery gun at the harvest fair."

It was much more pointed, and making me sound much more ridiculous than how it comes across in English.

It was also true, because I replied to a post that was passe by the time I managed to post mine, so it was rather obvious that I worked on that line, and worked too much on that line, and too much time went by, because I wanted that first post to sound so profound.

I actually can't remember the post itself.

here, move over a bit, Gianni. Gimme some room. I'll help you with that.

"I don't like to lose things. If I really have to lose something, then I like it when someone finds it and returns it to me. I guess I'm very much pro-found."

Hope I did not offend you and hope you don't think I was condescending. I was trying to build a fictional character with a specific personality trait. I did not mean to say that in real life. This was a work of art, you understand. In art and love all is fair.

(Case in point: In NYC they show bronzed kaka as art.)

Love Hurts Like The Tip Of Cupids Arrow!