Two hunters were out in the woods when one said he had to take a leak.

He was draining the lizard when a rattlesnake jumped up and bit him on the head of his PENIS.

He hollered to his friend what had happened and told him to run to the truck and get the snake-bite kit.

His buddy ran hard as he could to the truck and got the kit. He opened it and started reading about what to do.

The instructions say to cut a slit between the holes of the bite. Then, suck out the venom.

The friend walked back to where his partner was and the bit man asked, "What do the instructions say?"

His buddy responded with, "Say's you gonna' die."

lol lol lol that had me rolling