CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.




The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.




He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons fo r his wife.




She directs him down the correct aisle.




A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.




She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?




He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store




to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco




and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper.




So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.

turn about can be such sweet revenge lmao