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Topic: The King's Punishment.
Mended1 Joined Thu 02/12/09 Posts: 270	Thu 10/11/12 11:23 PM
Three friends raped the king's daughter and were caught. As punishment the king ordered the friends to go into the forest and pluck fruits and as many as they can as this will determine if they live or die. Henry, the first guy came back with 3fingers of banana and the guards pushed all into his arse, tommy came back with 3oranges and the guards put all into his arse but he kept laughing and laughing hard so the king asked in shock why he was laughing so hard instead of screaming in pains, tommy pointed at a direction and said, look at jim, he is coming with 20 coconuts. LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

Kaleijoscope Joined Fri 10/15/10 Posts: 3319	Fri 10/12/12 03:33 AM
Uuuhh!...THAT IS GONNA HURT!..HAHAHAHA!!!

Mended1 Joined Thu 02/12/09 Posts: 270	Fri 10/12/12 12:36 PM
hehehehehehehehe..

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Fri 10/12/12 01:14 PM
Owwwwwch!

Mended1 Joined Thu 02/12/09 Posts: 270	Tue 10/16/12 04:51 PM
ya.. Really gonna hurt. Lol

Mended1 Joined Thu 02/12/09 Posts: 270	Mon 11/05/12 01:52 PM
back up

Maerz2803 Joined Thu 09/13/12 Posts: 247	Mon 11/05/12 02:00 PM
Reminds me a little of "Little Nicky" the scene with Hitler and a Pineapple

illy44 Joined Tue 10/23/12 Posts: 13	Mon 11/12/12 11:18 PM
LOL he he he that was funny

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