Takes me back to the wild abandon of my youth... when I was attracted to county fairs not for the rides and the shooting gallery, but figuring out new ways with my buddies how to bump into good looking women and feel them up as if that was by accident.

I never felt more tiiits in my life in one day, than in the great 1968 Moscow line-up for fresh parsley, followed immediately by the televised 7th game between Canada and Russia on Red Square in 1972.

Like you say, Soufie, the rides are secondary attraction. The primary attraction is human nature and more importantly, human anatomy of the primary and secondary reproductive sexual characteristics.

well, that's no excuse... just imagine, you'd be driven in bummer-to-bummer traffic.

(Please see my one previous post for more detailed explanation.)

Erm, if you don't mind a little detour to pick me up... I live in London, Ontario, Canada. And I need two seats... one for my bum, one for the other of my bum. And I need hourly "pit stops", if you get my drift, my friend, then you'll pass out.

You guys like Rap or County? I have seventeen hours of both on my ipod which we can hook up to your car stereo easily. If you don't want it, however, we will still hook it up, you understand. Otherwise you can walk the rest of the way.