Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED - part 4 | |
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For stealing bundles of Depends from Wal-Mart.
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For sprinkling exlax on dodo's candy
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for crying wolf
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For taking keys from the parking lot ?
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Because he didn't run from the cops as fast as I did ...err... Never mind.
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Evading arrest while navigating a spaceship
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For using magic without a permit.
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For telling everyone what happened in Vegas.
rara!!!!! |
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For going to vegas and not inviting me.
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For going to Vegas buy herself and hitting on an undercover cop.
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For taking the covers off an undercover cop who was still sleeping
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For shaving his behind trying to emulate a monkey
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For getting himself shipped to Africa as a gorilla's bride.
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Edited by
ChocolateDog
on
Sun 10/28/12 05:46 PM
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For eating cats!
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For eating cats! Dude, on planet Melmac, eating cats wasn't a crime. It was a profession. ChocolateDog arrested for . . . . . . pretending to be a dog when encountering a fire hydrant. |
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For removing the Fire Hydrant just to torture that Dude Chocolate Dog.
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For teaching me how to remove a fire hydrant.
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For shaving stray animals and gluing the hair on himself.
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Throwing a bag of (pixie) dust at law enforcement when confronted about it
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For trying to make the law enforcement disrepair.
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