Besides that you wont have to wait a year to get any.

The small-town girls left to live in the big cities (or so, I've heard)

But ... ALL of them? lol

Out of sheer boredom or getting into porn? Whoops I-I mean the media.

I think it's both!

There may be one or two left, but you gotta look real close to find them. Lol.

There is a BIG difference between a small town and a little town. In terms of size of population. And as you said, demogrpahical shape of age distribution curves. Little town women are... curvy, therefore.

True... but by percentages, there are more sperm whales in small towns.

Whereas really big cities are full of barracudas, piranhas, and lawyers. You can only survive there if you really know how to swim.

Yikes.

... you always think this song is about you.

But sometimes it's not about you. Even though the shoe fits, you may not be Sleeping Princess.

I mean, there are approx. 230,000 women in the central US who this category were made for. I said it about all of them, and as such, about you as well, but I had a demographic in mind, not individual specimen. Or to be more gender appropriate (what's good for the gender...), not individual speciwomen.

Not an easy task but it can be done! lol

Because you haven't been to your aunt and uncles lately?

That's what I said who wants to date your cousin, gross.

Ah, Yes didn't read them all, but great minds do think alike...

Not any easier anywhere else.

There are countries in Europe, where prostitution is legal.

There are countries all over the world, where prostitution is available, although illegal. I think the Middle east forms an exception to this. Women in Saudi Arabia, who are found to be using male prostitutes, get their abdomen (or, to be gender specific (what's good for the gender...), abdowomen) chopped off off of the rest of their bodies.

Men, in Saudi Arabia, who are found to be using female prostitutes, get the abdowomen of their wife(s) and female families and relatives chopped off off of the rest of their bodies.

The poor man, he has to go womanless until he succeeds in getting married again. Until then, he has got not much chance at sex, other than to succeed. And that draws a penality of getting stoned to death, if he gets caught. And it does not mean an overdose on dope, crack, junk, or chocolate-strawberry cheese cake.

Which all boil down to one thing: if you happen to live in Saudi Arabia, you'd better be well-versed with your puns, or else.