Maybe it's b/c you're such a stud

You have to learn how to translate womenese. For example, "likes long walks on the beach", when they live in Kansas, actually means they like romance. Thusly, "I don't do drama" means she has anger control issues. I have worn out the delete key on the computer and the ignore button on my phone dealing with drama.

Don't watch them myself and I really hate Reality tv shows as they have tons of drama. Just doesn't interest me.

oh man I am addicted to GH.Agree on reality shows though can,t stand them either.

Drama Smama........


Open the bar....

lets all get drunk n nakerd!!!

What did the stage director who owned a playhouse, but had nothing on the bill, to the writer, if they lived in India?

"A Drahma for your drama."

To which what did the playwrite reply?

"Big fame for your dame."

To which the owner of the theatre said,

"Please don't dismay, but I'm gay."

Drama is a bit like a movie or a show. You don't want to be in it, yet you don't want to be removed from it so far away as to not see or hear everything well.

You don't want to sit behind a man with a tall hat, either.

I mean I guess they named theatrical productions "Drama" exactly because they so much resemble the real life drama.

Wellllll...someone has got to, otherwise you just get the same dumbf**k people saying the same dumbf**k things all the time? I could probably come back in another 5 years and you'd still see the same dumbf**k people from 2007 paraphrasing the same dumbf**k things that's already been said a thousand times before in a thousand different ways and still believe they've actually said something profound

People are drawn to it regardless of how much they "doth protest"

let me know when u find it I'll take a coke too.

See??...now i'm going to jump on board that pedantic wagon that appears to be prominent within these forums and correct that error, because it just irks me to see it written as such.

"Drama is always going to occur when AN emotional woman is involved" Minor and trivial i know....but tis apt if we are to stay within the confines of the trivial minded.

You can expect drama at least once a month...at least

Edit, because i'm fussy

Yep that is true. This is why I became as unemotional as men. Now men think I am a heartless biotch. I also don't get emotional on a monthly basis so guys never know one way or the other.

I like your use of the word "dumbf**k". It is very fitting in the context.

I suggest -- although your artistic merit does not need suggestions at all, I am suggesting without a suggestion of pretension -- that next time you use the word "bumf**k" and/or "buttf**k", when referring to people, a class of people, or a literary / lifestyle direction.

Thanks. You totally talked me out of trying to fall in love again.

You're right, it is drama in a sense that trying to fall in love and not actually succeeding to fall, is time consuming, tiring, and futile. And in case I hit the target, then it's drama.

Thanks, maybe now I can allot more time to better occupations, like rearranging my butterfly collection, or go for walks around the block more often. Heck, I may even try to pass a movement, now and then.

This was good advice, a real time-saver.

To me drama is just another way to stress me out. I have enough stress in my life as it is; so why add to it?

I knew it was only a matter of time until the sarcastic (myself included ) joined forces with the drama deniers...It's going to take a little more than a coke and a bag of popcorn for me...Bring me a steak, bloody...and leave the bottle....

Good thread Char...you've proven your point in record time!

PS: The *real* drama is happening behind the scenes

PSS: Call me

Wux....you're not a dumbf**k...don't make me think otherwise.

Vicki....keep an ear out for the drums ;-)

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Heck, I may even try to pass a movement, now and then.




Hey Wux, as I age this is one of my fears, at what age does this start to be a problem?

Oops, double post

DrumBs....

Well... I did not keep a diary, (or a diarrhoea) but the first big problems started around age three or five days.

Then in a few years that problem stabilized.

Then I did my pants at age 12, 45, and my bed at age 5 and 58 (half a month ago.) Each was traumatic. Each was really surpriseful.

Constipation is the other end of the brown spectrum. It is vexing. It started about four years ago, so I'd say around 53-54.

A family friend of ours told me about pooing in the pants when she was in her nineties. She did not say if it was her first time. She did it on the NY city bus system.

My old girlfriend started her incontinence at around seventy-ish. Now it's so bad she constantly wears diapers and sometimes her prolapsed uterus even comes out to the great bright world. Again, she is a woman, vain, actually beautiful, and I can't trust that she'd have told me about her incontinence the moment it started. There could have been, unverified, a decade or two of a delay between the onset of the condition and telling me about it, or maybe not. I just don't know.