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I went into a classy restaruant and sat down. When the waitress came over I said "do you have frog legs?" she said "Yes" I said "is there anything the doctors can do for them?" Right after that the fight started
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lol if you said that i wouldn't blame her
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LOL nice. I did that once...
I went to Denny's and asked the waitress if she had eggs. She replied "Yes," so I said, "Are they fertile?" She looked at me like I had two heads, then she said "No.." "Well, then, can I make your eggs fertile?" cops came. 
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LOL, Shotgun! Gotta watch out for you musicians!   
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hahahah
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Are you up late with the baby again?
How goes? And stay away from my eggs!
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Nah, I'm drinking. She's asleep.
I <3 EGGS
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Drinking?? Left over formula?? Or the good stuff?
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rum and duff beer.
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Yummy yum yum! I thought you were composing a serenade for me on your sexy guitar!
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I could. What kind of music do you like?
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You going to make me swoon too?
raaawwr! I like any type of music...especially from you. 
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LOL! did you listen to that crap i put on myspace?
http://www.myspace.com/theashbychronicles |
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Are you in a boy band too?
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Listening now...
Nice stuff. Do you perform in clubs? |
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LOL no boy bands.. i play at parties, coffee shops, etc.
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 <groupie in the making>
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I'm not satisfied with the recordings, I just wanted to get em up. Had to record on this POS microphone in 1 shot. couldn't even play guitar then do the vocals over that track. the mic makes it sound like im screaming loool such bad quality
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Yeah, I could tell the equipment wasn't so great, but your talent was there! Did you take lessons? Self taught? Do you channeling Santana or something??
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I haven't taken a lesson yet. I really want to. I've played guitar for 5 years and started singing a few months ago. still learning.
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