Topic: What would be your dream Job?
MariahsFantasy's photo
Thu 09/13/12 06:58 PM
Mata Hari...

Basically a succubus spy.

andrewzooms's photo
Thu 09/13/12 07:12 PM
A succubus is a type of female demon said to initiate sexual intercourse during dreams.drool

1SOPHIAIUX's photo
Thu 09/13/12 07:17 PM
happy

Yoga instructor at pre-k level
And

For Seniors

Jtevans's photo
Thu 09/13/12 07:22 PM
whatever Hugh Hefner does smokin

cinthyaO's photo
Thu 09/13/12 07:23 PM
I already have it :D IM A MAKE UP ARTIST!!!!

markc48's photo
Thu 09/13/12 07:32 PM
Nascar driver

MariahsFantasy's photo
Thu 09/13/12 07:42 PM

A succubus is a type of female demon said to initiate sexual intercourse during dreams.drool


Exactly. smokin

wux's photo
Thu 09/13/12 07:48 PM

I had my dream job in the military but because of a car accident its over. Now; I just do a boring job that makes me want to slit my wrists.sad


A bold new fashion statement: wrist cleavage.

no photo
Thu 09/13/12 07:48 PM
A fluffer.

wux's photo
Thu 09/13/12 07:49 PM

A succubus is a type of female demon said to initiate sexual intercourse during dreams.drool


The ancient greeks invoked her by praying "suck us up", and hence her name.

wux's photo
Thu 09/13/12 07:51 PM
Edited by wux on Thu 09/13/12 08:02 PM

I already have it :D IM A MAKE UP ARTIST!!!!


Hey, yay!! A sister spirit. I am a make-up artist of sorts, too. I make up stories and other fiction.

You make up fictional faces. Faces that are different in reality from how they appear to the viewer, but what actually shows and is seen by others is better than reality. A little like Hamlet, the Danish Prince, abridged into a canvas of one single solitary face.

Hey, yay!! A sister spirit.

wux's photo
Thu 09/13/12 07:53 PM

Talk Show Host.
Sports Announcer.


Pick me!! Pick me!! For your early guests on your show.

Here we come, the two Andrews. David Letterman, move over.

wux's photo
Thu 09/13/12 07:54 PM
Edited by wux on Thu 09/13/12 07:59 PM

A fluffer.


Preference is given to those for whom their doctors prescribed a protein-rich diet.

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Edit: I am losing it. I feel it leave my body, drop by drop. The above was not very funny. Not funny at all, if you ask me.

I must now abstain from posting for a while.

wux's photo
Thu 09/13/12 07:56 PM
Edited by wux on Thu 09/13/12 07:57 PM

A diver/ working with marine animals. I've always loved the water, and it's amazing to watch animals, and how they live/play/interact with each other.


... and they have sex right in front of you in the world's biggest water-bed.

Sexy fun. In a way it's like watching astronauts make love in weightlessness.

wux's photo
Thu 09/13/12 07:58 PM
Edited by wux on Thu 09/13/12 08:05 PM

An assassin.

Oh wait....I already am.


You... dirty girl. Your mouth ought to have been washed by your mother with soap and water. Haha! But she was laughing so hard that she dropped the soap.

wux's photo
Thu 09/13/12 08:04 PM

When I grow up I want to be a "Brazilian Butt Lift" Inspector.


I agree. Bras are Liliputtian filth.

Bowyer62's photo
Thu 09/13/12 08:15 PM
I have mine too. Retired, making wooden bows (as in archery). Now if only I can sell a few to supplement my pension, I can afford to do a bunch of the things I never had time for. Not that I have a lot of time left over. Retirement sure doesn't mean sitting around waiting to die, I'm busier than ever.

no photo
Thu 09/13/12 08:31 PM
Animation

krupa's photo
Thu 09/13/12 10:38 PM
Naked monkey juggling, roller disco, lambada limbo, Kama sutra champion .......

A guy can dream right?

Mended1's photo
Fri 09/14/12 12:37 AM
world class chef.. Working my way there