Topic: What would be your dream Job? | |
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Mata Hari...
Basically a succubus spy. |
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A succubus is a type of female demon said to initiate sexual intercourse during dreams.
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Yoga instructor at pre-k level And For Seniors |
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whatever Hugh Hefner does
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I already have it :D IM A MAKE UP ARTIST!!!!
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Nascar driver
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A succubus is a type of female demon said to initiate sexual intercourse during dreams. Exactly. |
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I had my dream job in the military but because of a car accident its over. Now; I just do a boring job that makes me want to slit my wrists. A bold new fashion statement: wrist cleavage. |
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A fluffer.
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A succubus is a type of female demon said to initiate sexual intercourse during dreams. The ancient greeks invoked her by praying "suck us up", and hence her name. |
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Edited by
wux
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Thu 09/13/12 08:02 PM
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I already have it :D IM A MAKE UP ARTIST!!!! Hey, yay!! A sister spirit. I am a make-up artist of sorts, too. I make up stories and other fiction. You make up fictional faces. Faces that are different in reality from how they appear to the viewer, but what actually shows and is seen by others is better than reality. A little like Hamlet, the Danish Prince, abridged into a canvas of one single solitary face. Hey, yay!! A sister spirit. |
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Talk Show Host. Sports Announcer. Pick me!! Pick me!! For your early guests on your show. Here we come, the two Andrews. David Letterman, move over. |
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Edited by
wux
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Thu 09/13/12 07:59 PM
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A fluffer. Preference is given to those for whom their doctors prescribed a protein-rich diet. --------------- Edit: I am losing it. I feel it leave my body, drop by drop. The above was not very funny. Not funny at all, if you ask me. I must now abstain from posting for a while. |
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Edited by
wux
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Thu 09/13/12 07:57 PM
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A diver/ working with marine animals. I've always loved the water, and it's amazing to watch animals, and how they live/play/interact with each other. ... and they have sex right in front of you in the world's biggest water-bed. Sexy fun. In a way it's like watching astronauts make love in weightlessness. |
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Edited by
wux
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Thu 09/13/12 08:05 PM
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An assassin. Oh wait....I already am. You... dirty girl. Your mouth ought to have been washed by your mother with soap and water. Haha! But she was laughing so hard that she dropped the soap. |
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When I grow up I want to be a "Brazilian Butt Lift" Inspector. I agree. Bras are Liliputtian filth. |
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I have mine too. Retired, making wooden bows (as in archery). Now if only I can sell a few to supplement my pension, I can afford to do a bunch of the things I never had time for. Not that I have a lot of time left over. Retirement sure doesn't mean sitting around waiting to die, I'm busier than ever.
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Animation
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Naked monkey juggling, roller disco, lambada limbo, Kama sutra champion .......
A guy can dream right? |
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world class chef.. Working my way there
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