A local guy, Oley, was walking home from the bar one night, pretty well lit, when he heard a female voice from some nearby shrubs whisper "come on over, I'll show you a good time for $20."

Normally Oley wouldn't mess around with something like this, but his wife was home in bed, so he figured what the hell.

So he dives right in and they get down to business, and they're really going at it when a local beat cop happens upon the scene, shines his light on them and demands "what's going on in there?".

Oley calmly replied "I'm having sex with my wife". The cop gets all flustered, says "gee, I'm sorry, I didn't know", to which Oley replied, "neither did I until you shined that flashlight in her face".

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL that's a good one