1)..Lying on his deathbed, a loving husband was wavering between life and death when he thought he smelled chocolate chip cookies baking. They were his very favourite, so he dragged himself out of bed, crawled to the kitchen and was just reaching up to take a cookie off the plate when his wife slapped his hand with a spatula.

"Don't touch!" she commanded. "They're for the funeral."

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2)..A little boy ,After being shouted at by his mom (sitting sadly)
Dad asked : What happened son ?
Kid : Dad ,I can't handle your wife anymore ! I want my own wife

haha these two jokes are very funny ! Made me laugh

thank you so much