for po white trailer trash...

ok so when should i pack my stuff and move in ?

does this mean you know how to cook a steak???? Ive been looking for someone who can cook a steak!!!

check your mail hun

there once was a creation that set the world a fire she was a beauty with a wonderful smell i have seen her around but never spoke. she might stop by to conversate or take this as a joke.

There was a midget who knew how to fly
Only times when he was really high
He smoked a huge joint
Just to make a point
And now he's soaring the sky

Once there was a midget in a tree,
He’d been kicked up there by a psycho.
The midget had been all the nutter could see
After receiving a rather large blow.
Wearing no pants, the man homed in like a bee
and kicked the midget high and low.
Finally one kick ended it when the man let out a cry,
And that’s why the midget’s up high.

hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa love it tater!!! Its a poem she found online but can't find the author.

Ohhhhhhhhhh how love me midgets!!!!

Great poem sxopk.....i hope creations sees it!

this one i made up just now

There was a midget who knew how to fly
Only times when he was really high
He smoked a huge joint
Just to make a point
And now he's soaring the sky

ohhhhhhhhh a girl after my own midget heart!!!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I couldn't find a sock
So I jizzed in your shoe

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO youre as bad as me when writing a poem!!!!

Hmmmm how about a poem about Robot Chicken!!!! Anyone????

Midgets are short,
They are not tall.
If you push one hard enough,
That midget might fall.

Midgets get tossed,
And kicked down stairs.
Midgets die everyday,
And nobody cares.

Maybe their mothers smoked while they were pregnant,
Or sniffed a lot of glue.
So be nice to a midget today,
Because midgets have feelings, too.

I LOVE MIDGETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Backstabbers In Love

Take the knife out of my back.
You may need it when you hack.
Sorry I said you had a nice rack.
Thought you'd be good in the sack.

We don't really need the light.
I think you are already bright.
Help me make through the night.
For once can we please not fight.

Yesterday is so dead and gone.
I can't remember who was wrong.
You look so good in that thong.
OK, I don't have the longest dong.

If you are not horny we have TV.
If that don't work we have the PC.
We could live in Washington, D.C.
For the headache they have B.C.

Come and lay down by my side.
Let's forget our foolish pride.
On television they have Ironside.
The remote is on your other side.

there once was a chick with a srange glow he was small that no one could tell if he had stopped or was ready to go. he look like midget with fearhers for hair and everone laughed at the holes in his underwear.

hahahaha hillfolk!!!! That wasnt for me!!!!!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO SKPK!!!!

told ya i would do my best if you gave me ideas