We all have them. Those films that are so terrible and yet we just have to watch them. Those movies that were panned by critics, won razzie awards, and most did horrible at the box office. So let's get em out there and admit our guilty pleasures.

Drive Angry- If you haven't seen the gunfight/sex scene, then you are missing out. Trust me. I can't even begin to describe it.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space- I want a remake....in 3D.

Batman & Robin- I know it is horrible, but I find myself watching it when it comes on tv. Guess Uma as Poison Ivy does it for me.

Shoot Em Up- Ok, this isn't a terrible movie, but I will list it cause it is so way over the top on the action front.


Ok...so now let's see what you guys will list. And, I am saving Howard The Duck for Torgo to post about.

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT EM UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LIKE IT ..IT IS NOT AT ALL TERRIBLE AND I THINK THIS MOVIE DESERVES WHAT IT GOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Chiodo Bros who made the original, are making a sequel in 3D!

But will the theme song from the original make it into the sequel? Hmmmmmmm.

Just a tip of the iceberg....

Pieces- Early 80's sleazy and gory Spanish slasher set in Boston. Featured the brilliant tagline "You don't have to go to Texas for a chainsaw massacre." Yep someone is cutting up female college students with a chainsaw. But that's not all, it also features random scenes of Kung fu, and skate boarding girls crashing into mirrors. The rare film where the English dubbed version is better than the original language version.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCCxGQetNrk


Hard Ticket To Hawaii- In the late 80's through 90's the late Andy Sidaris made several low budget action films that features Playboy Playmates and/or Penthouse Pets. In this film 2 Playmates play undercover CIA working in Hawaii. And like all CIA they discuss their cases topless in hot tubs. Watch out for the large cancer infected snake that looks nothing like a hand puppet. Don't worry, the 2 Playmates reprise their roles in a few later films.
You can get all 12 of Sidaris' films in the DVD set Girls Guns & G-Strings


Attack Of The Beast Creatures- In the 1920's, a group of shipwreck survivors find themselves on an island inhabited by...well this clip explains it all...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwGO5EWP7y0



Damnation Alley- Group of post apocolipse survivors travel around in large all terrain vehicles searching for other survivors. Along the way they encounter mutant cockroaches and giant scorpions.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZSqvQDQ4IQ



Troma Studios- Troma has made some of the most entertaining bad films around including Toxic Avenger, Class Of Nuke 'em High, Poultrygeist: Night Of The Chicken Dead, and their adaptation of Shakespeare's Romeo And Juliet, titled Tromeo And Juliet. They've also distributed many great bad films, including my favorite....


Redneck Zombies Super lowbudget shot-on-video late 80's horror comedy about a group of bigcity folk camping out in the country and being attacked by the locals who turned into zombies by radioactive moonshine.



Street Trash- Bums are turning into goo after drinking "Viper". Super cheesy, gory bumsploitation. Features the classic severed winky keepaway scene.


Basket Case- A young man carries his separated Siamese twin around in a basket as they get revenge against those that cut them apart.



Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers- These hookers cost you an arm and a leg...literally. A private eye searches for a teenage runaway and finds an ancient cult that worships chainsaws, and uses its hooker followers to sacrifice johns. Features Linnea Quigley doing the infamous Virgin Dance Of The Double Chainsaws.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_36QoP_E-0



Thou Shalt Not Kill...Except- Low budget 80's action flick about a Vietnam vet and friends who go against a Satanic cult lead by a lunatic who thinks he's Jesus(played by none other than Spider Man and Evil Dead director Sam Raimi )


Chillerama One of my favorite newer bad movies. An anthology flick that pays homage to 50's and 60's drive-in days. Including such segments as Wadzilla about a killer giant sperm. And The Diary Of Anne Frankenstein about Hitler wanting to build a monster.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZzrd_wbZ84

Starship Troopers

Spaceballs and National Lampoon movies,the vacation ones

Idiocracy- one of the best cheesers

Blastfighter '84- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXmR7ClnVOQ


Deadly Prey '87- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpQtTXOA6ck


Raw Force '82 aka Kung Fu Cannibals- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIFTozu8OnI


Hell Comes To Frogtown '88- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIFTozu8OnI


Hands Of Steel '86- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z36a_hGgYQo

any rowdy roddy piper movie belongs in this list... especially "They Live"

A lot of mine has already been mentioned here, but at the top of my Cheese list, nothing beats the Plaga Zombi trilogy.

chud 2 was dumb but chud 1 was great.

Running Man

The films of Herschel Gordon Lewis-

Blood Feast
Two Thousand Maniacs
The Gore Gore Girls
The Wizard of Gore
A Taste Of Blood


The films of Ray Dennis Steckler-

Wild Guitar
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?
The Thrill Killers
Rat Pfink a Boo Boo
The Chooper
The Hollywood Strangler Meets the Skid Row Slasher

Drive-In Massacre '77- The first time I became aware of this movie way back in the early 80's on the compilation Filmgore, hosted by Elvira. Filmgore and others of its type were the way to learn about these different horror films back then, at least for me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLHsG-lz3XI


Filmgore also introduced me to the world of Don Dohler, as it featured clips from one of Dohler's films Fiend
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVYfo0vErBA

So I seeked it and Dohler's other movies out, which include Nightbeast, Galaxy Invader, and Blood Massacre.

Death Race