sponsored links

Community > Jokes & Funny Stories

Topic: Farts
alleoops Joined Sat 08/06/11 Posts: 10832	Thu 08/16/12 09:12 PM Edited by alleoops on Thu 08/16/12 09:15 PM


whatitis1 Joined Mon 07/30/12 Posts: 62	Thu 08/16/12 09:27 PM
He sharted!

alleoops Joined Sat 08/06/11 Posts: 10832	Thu 08/16/12 10:20 PM
Blew an "O" ring.

AndyBgood Joined Thu 12/25/08 Posts: 12437	Thu 08/16/12 11:01 PM
Hey there son, You'd better check them shorts!

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Thu 08/16/12 11:27 PM
Ya ever sit in a stall waitin for someone to go into the one next you, take a snickers bar and smear it all over your hand then reach under the stall and ask if he can spare some squares? It is truly a delightful time!

alleoops Joined Sat 08/06/11 Posts: 10832	Sat 08/18/12 06:02 PM Edited by alleoops on Sat 08/18/12 06:03 PM
shart The accidental discharge of fecal matter, usually of the liquefied kind, when attempting to merely pass gas. If the underwear becomes overly saturated, a stain may appear on the outer garment. This unfortunately results in embarassment and ridicule, if around other people.

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Sat 08/18/12 07:38 PM
EEEEWWWWW!! That's gross!

alleoops Joined Sat 08/06/11 Posts: 10832	Sat 08/18/12 08:02 PM
Smells bad too.

Community > Jokes & Funny Stories