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God came to earth in 19 th century as a man.Adding to the news he came in India only.Anybody in search of god can contact me for further details.
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did not,SHE came to Earth thru a time portal when the tsunami hit Japan
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I am sitting right here and no one told me about being in India back then! In the 19th century I was busy on anther planet and when I came back recently This is the mess I came to see!
BTW, I tried to make a rock so big I couldn't lift it. I sort of managed to do that except I am god. Lift things? Silly mortals! That rock was me! I am everything you know! So maybe I was in India. It is hard to tell with this omnipotence! Yes I was and still am in India and everywhere else too! And like Santa Clause I know when you are naughty or nice! Look at what you humans make me do. I try to become a person and you get me all confused! I hope you all know I am kidding! You come to me asking for miracles I may shove a lightning bolt in a very inconvenient place! Just kidding again. |
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I want to know what Gods favorite booze is and what kind of joints he smokes to get so high?
Thanks in advance. Me Welcome to the site all knowing one. ![]() |
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I want to know what Gods favorite booze is and what kind of joints he smokes to get so high? Thanks in advance. Me Welcome to the site all knowing one. ![]() Wild Turkey 101 and good old California Skunk Bud! Props to the folks in Oregon and BC though! Me likey what you do with my gifts to you! |
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If I give you my shopping list, will you be able to pass it on to him/unto him for me? :D
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Edited by
Dodo_David
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Sun 08/12/12 08:51 PM
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God came to earth in 19 th century as a man.Adding to the news he came in India only.Anybody in search of god can contact me for further details. Apparently, the author of the OP doesn't/didn't know about the General Religion forum. Oh well. ![]() |
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I didn't get the memo.....
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As a result of knowing anything ,we first must realise what it is that we desire to know has to form a foundation(super man) who is to say the idea wasn't real in accent times..
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