God came to earth in 19 th century as a man.Adding to the news he came in India only.Anybody in search of god can contact me for further details.

did not,SHE came to Earth thru a time portal when the tsunami hit Japan

I am sitting right here and no one told me about being in India back then! In the 19th century I was busy on anther planet and when I came back recently This is the mess I came to see!

BTW, I tried to make a rock so big I couldn't lift it. I sort of managed to do that except I am god. Lift things? Silly mortals! That rock was me! I am everything you know! So maybe I was in India. It is hard to tell with this omnipotence! Yes I was and still am in India and everywhere else too!

And like Santa Clause I know when you are naughty or nice!

Look at what you humans make me do. I try to become a person and you get me all confused!




















I hope you all know I am kidding! You come to me asking for miracles I may shove a lightning bolt in a very inconvenient place! Just kidding again.

I want to know what Gods favorite booze is and what kind of joints he smokes to get so high?

Thanks in advance.

Me


Welcome to the site all knowing one.

Wild Turkey 101 and good old California Skunk Bud! Props to the folks in Oregon and BC though! Me likey what you do with my gifts to you!

If I give you my shopping list, will you be able to pass it on to him/unto him for me? :D

Apparently, the author of the OP doesn't/didn't know about the General Religion forum. Oh well.

I didn't get the memo.....

As a result of knowing anything ,we first must realise what it is that we desire to know has to form a foundation(super man) who is to say the idea wasn't real in accent times..