asking questions is a sign of growing maturity (LOL did I really say?lol)

OMG!!!
are you a grown up???

ME???? NEVER NEVER NEVER!!!!!!!! If I grow up, that means I am old and I will never ever ever be old

I am depressed though. Don't all ungrown up people get depressed?

uummmmmm?
not sure
all i know is im still
that guy burning them at the stop lights
and and listening to
a bummpin jam in the car!!
ill never grow up!!
im like perter pan with out the tights!!

I like Peter Pan. Do you look good in tights and pointy shoes?
On my little back from that so called important interview that didn't happen, I had the stereo blarring, no one to tell me to turn it down. Sure helped with the boredom of the trip.
One of these days, the local pd is gonna catch up with you for burning them at the stop lights. Besides, how many stop lights does that town have now, 5? LOL

Good relationship advice..........if you're a Redneck........I have been called so...so light um up and be prepared to LYAO

The following were plagiarised directly from my personl etiquette book!!



~ IN GENERAL ~
1. Never take a beer to a job interview.
2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
3. It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church.
4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still
considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.

~ DINING OUT ~
1. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers
covering the label.
2. Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor as the restaurant
may not have dogs.

~ ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME ~
1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a
taxidermist.
2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table no matter how good his
manners are.

~ PERSONAL HYGIENE ~
1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be
done in private using one's OWN truck keys.
2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days.
However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money.
3. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend
to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods.

~ DATING (Outside the Family) ~
1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.
2. Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will
say 10:00 p.m.; others might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer,
it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.

~ WEDDINGS ~
1. Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
2. Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.
3. Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for this special
occasion.

~ DRIVING ETIQUETTE ~
1. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires
always has the right of way.
2. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
3. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to
ask her to bring back beer.
4. Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving

~ TWO REASONS WHY IT IS HARD TO SOLVE A REDNECK MURDER ~
1. All the DNA is the same.
2. There are no dental records.

Too much to read, just skip it..........

Gets um everytime

I liked it, lol

so what do i do if im spongy!
and all wet?

what happens if i marry harry

wow thats a weird one!
marry harry!
then youll comit harry carry?

lol I am going to marry john

well i cant rym john!!
thats not fair

Alanna will marry the man she chooses

ok just as long as i can rhyme his name!!

what if i marry barry?

cant marry berry
cuz you got harry
but you can check out gary?

okay then i will marry dave