ok folks now l'm going to tell you a true
story about something that can hit on your
back when you do not even Helen.

Mary was waiting for her boyfriend in the
dining room, he was a very punctual person
would come in her home for three o'clock
p.m., just to blow off mary decided to play
her piano, a melody sweet harmonic soft and
delicate piripiripin piripiripin the music
started to go, the young maiden was seized by
a gut and dropped out a big embarrassing
fart, oh what a sigh she said, and continued
to play piripiripin piripiripin wroooom
another fart, oh what a sigh, after 20
minutes among music and farts she noticed
that the time was past so she turned to go
into the hall, but there was a surprise for
her, her bf John was already there with a
bunch of roses in hand, looking red faced
Mary said ohh darlin how long are you here?
john replied .....honey l'm here since your
first sigh