I'm not sure. I have never stopped to ask a woman who was chasing me with a lethal weapon in her hand.

No I have not.

Nope.

I don't know if I broke their heart or not, but I have cut off relationships with.

It is the past....so it doesn't matter.

The best thing I know for getting over heartbreak....is screw someone else.

You brake it, you pay for it.

Just like in china shops or crystal vase shops.

Send them to me.

I'll sign over a thousand air miles for each heartbroken broad that is getting to be too much for you.

I'll mend their heart and nurse them back to life. Hot cocoa, warm, buttered eggbread and tenderness of heart does wonders to a woman with a broken heart. Then I'll buy each a puppy dog and send them into the four winds to find their fortune again.

How would I know they are strong enough to go and live on their own strength in this cruel world? Well, when they hit the twenty-lbs mark that they put on while in my care on a steady diet of cookies, ice cream and chocolate cheese cake, we will know that they are there.

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To answer the OP, I broke the hearts of two, maximum four women.

One was a girl very appropriate for me to marry, but I chickened out. The other one was a girl very appropriate for me to marry, but I chickened out. The third and fourth ones were one and the other both very apporpriate for me to marry, but they were each the other's mother or daughter, and it would have looked awkward on the marriage certificate, so I broke up with them.

broken heart to heart to mend... it's been done to me and I have done it they mend but they scar...

Yep, I have broken a heart and had mine broken so I figure we are even now.

yes i have. couldnt be avoided tho

Have broken hearts without intention and have had my heart broken just the same. A heart that is no longer perfect is of more value.