"Mommy Cussed"

I grew up, with a momma,
who had, a dirty mouth,
she was a wild, Cherokee, Kentucy, biotch,
born and raised, there, in the south.

She never cared, about cussin much,
when people, were around,
if anyone, gave her, any chit,
she'd knock them, to, the ground.



Chorus:
Ohhhhhhh,
mommy, mommy, why did you cuss,
and let us, do it, too,
cause now I have, a potty, mouth,
and I put, the blame, on you.



She used the "f" word, all the time,
"f" you, "f" this, and "f" that,
you could hear her, all throughout, the bar,
they all knew, just where, she sat,

All of them nasty words, she used,
made her, sound like, a sailor,
Some people even called us "white trash",
cause mommy cussed, and we lived, in a trailer.



Chorus:
Ohhhhhhh,
mommy, mommy, why did you cuss,
and let us, do it, too,
cause now I have, a potty, mouth,
and I put, the blame, on you.



So now you know, my story,
and I swear, to you, its true,
and if you dont like it, its pretty likely,
that ill laugh, and say, f**k you,

So yeah, I cuss, a heck of alot,
and likely will, until, im gone,
but dont tell me, thats its soo bad,
cause, I learned, it, from, my mom.

Chorus:
Ohhhhhhh,
mommy, mommy, why did you cuss,
and let us, do it, too,
cause now I have, a potty, mouth,
and I put, the blame, on you.

by-Roberta Murdock

Thats Phucking Brilliant

You Rock !!!!!
If it is Played backwords do you quit cussing????

I can see Tim McGraw or Garth Brooks singing this, but not Faith Hill or Carrie Underwood. You rock country kitten!

Its suppose to be a joke, and everyone keeps saying, "market that!!".

Im not sure RhonLynn,

you can try singing it backwards,

but if your like me, its a hopeless cause!

Mayyyyyyyyyybe, i'll send it to Willie Nelson.

Ha Ha!! Hiya Kitten and I love it!!!

Yeah, he'd be good with it...you should do it!


Pushes kitten in the back...