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Topic: I'm retired.
oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Sun 07/15/12 08:08 AM
As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's hiney. It's the tortoise life for me! 1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. 2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat. 3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years...if its lucky. 4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years. And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so. I'm retired. Go around me.

Bestinshow Joined Mon 06/01/09 Posts: 5540	Sun 07/15/12 09:09 AM
As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's hiney. It's the tortoise life for me! 1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. 2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat. 3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years...if its lucky. 4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years. And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so. I'm retired. Go around me.

StillLooking29 Joined Tue 04/20/10 Posts: 702	Sun 07/15/12 09:16 AM
Hahaha....cute!

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 07/15/12 10:11 AM
thank you hippie, now I can quit that damn walking

just_changu Joined Sun 07/01/12 Posts: 6	Mon 07/16/12 01:04 PM
yay tortise power!

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Mon 07/16/12 01:17 PM


BrokenAngel29 Joined Thu 06/28/12 Posts: 27	Mon 07/16/12 02:57 PM
Hahaha..

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