What's Worse?
>>
>> No matter how you figure this, this guy's got real trouble. Real life
>> really is funnier than make-believe.
>> Story from the Houston Medical Center :
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>> A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his
>> penis.
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>> According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the
>> ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum
>> jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
>>
>> I don't know what's worse:
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>> 1) Having your girl friend find out you're married,
>>
>> 2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis, or
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>> 3) Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
>>

Im going with #3!!! LOL!!!

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G'mornin Mike!

I have another I'll post for you guys!!

I would go with #3 too!
You can always get another wife!