A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.
He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it IS time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of Six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, "Any time you're ready, Father of Four."

little johnny got home from school early one day and was bored his mom said go down the street and watch those men build houses and tell me what u learned. A short while he came back and his mom asked him what he learned johnny said the G**D*** plumber is missing and contractor is f****** late. johnnys mom says watch your mouth and go out back and cut me a switch. Johnny says F***Y** B**** thats the electricians job.