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Topic: Impossible sayings when drunk
oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Mon 07/02/12 10:07 AM
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. No thanks, I'm married. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. No thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. I'm not interested in fighting you. 6. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance. I have no coordination and I'd hate to look like a fool! 7. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.

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Kaleijoscope Joined Fri 10/15/10 Posts: 3319	Mon 07/02/12 02:55 PM
true..true..#1 is also impossible to say even when you're not drunk...for men.,that is...nice, robert..

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Mon 07/02/12 02:57 PM
true..true..#1 is also impossible to say even when you're not drunk...for men.,that is...nice, robert.. Aw, not all males. some females have the same problem. @>-->----

Kaleijoscope Joined Fri 10/15/10 Posts: 3319	Thu 07/05/12 04:45 PM
true..true..#1 is also impossible to say even when you're not drunk...for men.,that is...nice, robert.. Aw, not all males. some females have the same problem. @>-->---- yeah..i guess you're right, totage..i stand corrected here... :-]

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