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Topic: What was the worst date you've ever been on?
Desi18's photo
Fri 06/29/12 07:44 PM
I went on a date once and everything was fine until he got nervous and threw up everywhere, lets just say he never got a kiss goodnight..Whats your story?

Totage's photo
Fri 06/29/12 07:52 PM
I dated this bi*ch once...

mscherbear's photo
Fri 06/29/12 09:18 PM
OMG...First and only time I walked out on a date. Usually, I figure even if it's not working, I can be nice and enjoy for a few hours. Not this time... I suggested we meet at the pub where we first met. He didn't want to meet there, so we agreed on another place. I waited 30 minutes and he texted and said he was on his way. 30 minutes later, he texted again and said he was on his way. Shows up 30 minutes after that (I've waited 1 1/2 hours), stone drunk (he was drinking at the bar I originally suggested, closer to my home). Orders a seared ahi appetizer and decides he wants 2 of them. Waitress shows up with both and he asks her why 2? Proceeds to take the thai slaw in the middle of each and piles it all onto one plate (with his bare hands), puts the ahi onto one plate (yep, bare hands), slides the plate with the slaw across the table and it almost goes over the edge, dips a piece of ahi and swirls it around in the wasabi and shoves it down my throat while my mouth was open. The tears were rolling down my face and I'm choking, and what does he do? Leans in for a kiss... I plunked a $20 down, got up and left at that point, with the waitress and the musician nodding their approval... surprised slaphead

Desi18's photo
Fri 06/29/12 09:25 PM
Omg, thats horrible i would have left too lol

mscherbear's photo
Fri 06/29/12 09:27 PM
Edited by mscherbear on Fri 06/29/12 09:28 PM
I shouldn't have left the money! lol slaphead

DaveyB's photo
Fri 06/29/12 09:37 PM
Dang, that's a hard one to top Cher, and I know I can't. I wouldn't have blamed you for not leaving the money. Just shows your class though.

Worst date for me really wasn't that bad. Someone I met online, when she showed up I swear the pictures she had must have been 10 years old, and she had changed A LOT since then. I figured I'd stay, but I still liked her personality online. That part turned out to be nothing like the person I met online either. Total waste. I stuck it out for an hour or so, told her I had to get up early and left. She had the nerve to call me a month later wondering why I didn't call her again.

oldhippie1952's photo
Fri 06/29/12 10:20 PM
The one(s) where they broke up with me.

Desi18's photo
Sat 06/30/12 01:00 AM

Dang, that's a hard one to top Cher, and I know I can't. I wouldn't have blamed you for not leaving the money. Just shows your class though.

Worst date for me really wasn't that bad. Someone I met online, when she showed up I swear the pictures she had must have been 10 years old, and she had changed A LOT since then. I figured I'd stay, but I still liked her personality online. That part turned out to be nothing like the person I met online either. Total waste. I stuck it out for an hour or so, told her I had to get up early and left. She had the nerve to call me a month later wondering why I didn't call her again.

I've had that happen to me once before too

oldsage's photo
Sat 06/30/12 07:26 AM
Years ago, went to meet a lady for coffee. She didn't even look the same. With in first 10 min. of conversation, she asked for $20.00 for cigs & gas. Dropped a 20 on the table & told her, PAY for the coffee. GONE.

Desi18's photo
Sat 06/30/12 07:58 AM
surprised That's crazy, golddiggers are just not the way to go.

DaveyB's photo
Sat 06/30/12 08:18 AM


Dang, that's a hard one to top Cher, and I know I can't. I wouldn't have blamed you for not leaving the money. Just shows your class though.

Worst date for me really wasn't that bad. Someone I met online, when she showed up I swear the pictures she had must have been 10 years old, and she had changed A LOT since then. I figured I'd stay, but I still liked her personality online. That part turned out to be nothing like the person I met online either. Total waste. I stuck it out for an hour or so, told her I had to get up early and left. She had the nerve to call me a month later wondering why I didn't call her again.

I've had that happen to me once before too


I think any one who's dated off the internet has probably had a similar experience. But I have to say some of my best dates were off the internet too.

Oldsage, that sucks. I've had a couple like that. I've wanted to say "look if it's about money why didn't you say so and we could have agreed on a price before we started". I mean really as far as I'm concerned Golddigger=Hooker, may as well treat 'em like one.

oldsage's photo
Sat 06/30/12 08:42 AM
I feel PITY for the people that NEED to mislead (being polite) others. Think how their life must be.tears what whoa

vivian2981's photo
Sat 06/30/12 08:50 AM

I feel PITY for the people that NEED to mislead (being polite) others. Think how their life must be.tears what whoa


Oh..I'm sorry...flowerforyou BTW I could use a 20glasses

no photo
Sat 06/30/12 10:37 AM
I went to meet a guy one night to play pool. We played a few games, then had dinner at the bar. He proceeded to get drunk, hit on the bartender the whole time, then turn to me and ask if I liked women, because he could try to get the bartender for a threesome.

Then he wondered why I was leaving...

Desi18's photo
Sat 06/30/12 10:41 AM
Lmao, thats insane! It's funny how drinking brings out peoples true colors. Good for you for getting outta there. bigsmile

DaveyB's photo
Sat 06/30/12 11:38 AM

I went to meet a guy one night to play pool. We played a few games, then had dinner at the bar. He proceeded to get drunk, hit on the bartender the whole time, then turn to me and ask if I liked women, because he could try to get the bartender for a threesome.

Then he wondered why I was leaving...


Damn doesn't he know you don't ask for a threesome till at least the second date laugh. Sorry don't mean to laugh at your experience, what he did really sucked, it's just that how clueless can a guy be?!


(Gotta say excellent topic Desi! Might be a learning experience for some people who were the object of a bad date.)

Desi18's photo
Sat 06/30/12 09:18 PM


I went to meet a guy one night to play pool. We played a few games, then had dinner at the bar. He proceeded to get drunk, hit on the bartender the whole time, then turn to me and ask if I liked women, because he could try to get the bartender for a threesome.

Then he wondered why I was leaving...


Damn doesn't he know you don't ask for a threesome till at least the second date laugh. Sorry don't mean to laugh at your experience, what he did really sucked, it's just that how clueless can a guy be?!


(Gotta say excellent topic Desi! Might be a learning experience for some people who were the object of a bad date.)

Lol why thank you. You never know some people might read this and realize what not to do on a date

DaveyB's photo
Sun 07/01/12 10:06 AM



I went to meet a guy one night to play pool. We played a few games, then had dinner at the bar. He proceeded to get drunk, hit on the bartender the whole time, then turn to me and ask if I liked women, because he could try to get the bartender for a threesome.

Then he wondered why I was leaving...


Damn doesn't he know you don't ask for a threesome till at least the second date laugh. Sorry don't mean to laugh at your experience, what he did really sucked, it's just that how clueless can a guy be?!


(Gotta say excellent topic Desi! Might be a learning experience for some people who were the object of a bad date.)

Lol why thank you. You never know some people might read this and realize what not to do on a date


One can hope, but you know those people tend to be kind of oblivious and would probably think the date went quite differently. I mean look at my case, she couldn't understand why I didn't call her again, and I can't understand why anyone would every call her for a second date.

musicteach's photo
Sun 07/01/12 06:14 PM
once upon a time o wait thats not right. my worst date would be the time my ex fiance and i went to his parents house for dinner and movie his idea not mine. so my ex fiance has a son i loved the kid i love children but anyway we order chinese and start the movie five minutes into the movie he gets a text. he says he has to step out for a minute so i was like ok sure go ahead. well long story short he came back three hours later smell like a cheap you know what and his shirt was buttoned wrong. he now has another child coming and its not from me.

musicteach's photo
Sun 07/01/12 07:46 PM

once upon a time o wait thats not right. my worst date would be the time my ex fiance and i went to his parents house for dinner and movie his idea not mine. so my ex fiance has a son i loved the kid i love children but anyway we order chinese and start the movie five minutes into the movie he gets a text. he says he has to step out for a minute so i was like ok sure go ahead. well long story short he came back three hours later smell like a cheap you know what and his shirt was buttoned wrong. he now has another child coming and its not from me.
i forgot to add i babysat his son til he got back

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