Topic: Feeling the Goods
ehxsnohs's photo
Tue 07/31/07 04:10 AM
Lil' Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses' legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Pop, why are you doing that?"

"Because I'm thinking of buying these horses."

Johnny looked worried, "Then I think we'd better hurry home right away!"

"Why?" his father asked.

"Because the mailman stopped by yesterday, and I think he wants to buy mom!"

shutterbug63's photo
Tue 07/31/07 04:46 AM
Another good one! You're up mighty late over there in Cali! :smile:

ehxsnohs's photo
Tue 07/31/07 07:54 PM
yep i know, i have trouble sleeping :(