Three friends were separated after high school when they went to college. They met a few years later and discussed how their lives were going. The first said” I married a girl from Utah. On our wedding night I told her that henceforth, the house would always be clean, The dishes would be done, and supper would be on the table when I came home from work. And, that is how it has been ever since.” The second said “I married a girl from Oregon. I told her the same thing, but, I also said that the laundry would be done every day, the bed would be made with clean sheets, and and she would be in a really sexy dress when I got home from work. And, that is how it has been ever since.” The third guy just sat there. Finally he said “I married a girl from Wyoming.” Then, silence. The other two finally coerced him into talking. He said, “On our wedding night, I told her that the house would be clean, dinner would be ready.....I didn't get any further.” “What happened?” asked the others. “Well, after about three days the swelling went down in my left eye and I could see a little bit. It took about a week for the black and blue to go away and I dared go out in public.”

I told my wife that and I have been cleaqning and cooking eversince