It was a hot day in Minnesota.

Helga hung out the wash to dry, put a roast in the oven, and then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning.

"Gootness, it's hotter Dan hell today," she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street . She passed a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?"

So she walked in and took a seat at the bar.The bartender walked up and asked her what she would like to drink. "Ya know," Helga said, "it is zo hot, I tink I'll have myself a cold beer"

Anheuser Busch?" the bartender asked.
Helga blushed and replied,"Vell fine, tanks, und how's yur viener?