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Give me your best insult!
Lite in the loafers One brick shy of a load Not the sharpest tool in the shed His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top The lights are on but nobody's home got bats in the belfry Only has one oar in the water One taco shy of a combo platter One float shy of a parade Your momma wears army boots Your daddy wears a party dress..................... |
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I can't post the here. I mean the ones I use jokingly amongst friends, but they're not allowed to be posted here.
Besides, I wouldn't insult most of the people here. |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Sat 06/16/12 07:25 AM
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I can't post the here. I mean the ones I use jokingly amongst friends, but they're not allowed to be posted here. Besides, I wouldn't insult most of the people here. I didnt say they had to be to anyone here silly! 
Now, sling me some dirt!  
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Your momma wears army boots
Why is that an insult? There are women in the Army (many as Reservists) who have children. Are those women doing something wrong? |
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Your momma wears army boots
Why is that an insult? There are women in the Army (many as Reservists) who have children. Are those women doing something wrong? I think that's only half the insult. I think it's Your momma wears army boots Your daddy wears a party dress. I pretty much means your mom wears the pants in the house. |
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Your momma wears army boots
Why is that an insult? There are women in the Army (many as Reservists) who have children. Are those women doing something wrong? I think that's only half the insult. I think it's Your momma wears army boots Your daddy wears a party dress. I pretty much means your mom wears the pants in the house. 
Thats exactly what I typed, and thats EXACTLY what it means. *I edited part of the post because I was asking you not to get uppity, and not post*
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Your momma wears army boots
Why is that an insult? There are women in the Army (many as Reservists) who have children. Are those women doing something wrong? I think that's only half the insult. I think it's Your momma wears army boots Your daddy wears a party dress. I pretty much means your mom wears the pants in the house.
Thats exactly what I typed, and thats EXACTLY what it means. *I edited part of the post because I was asking you not to get uppity, and not post*
I saw that part. lol |
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Your momma wears army boots
Why is that an insult? There are women in the Army (many as Reservists) who have children. Are those women doing something wrong? I think that's only half the insult. I think it's Your momma wears army boots Your daddy wears a party dress. I pretty much means your mom wears the pants in the house.
Thats exactly what I typed, and thats EXACTLY what it means. *I edited part of the post because I was asking you not to get uppity, and not post*
I saw that part. lol  
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Got to love Winston..
Nancy Astor: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.” Churchill: “If I were your husband I would take it.” |
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Got to love Winston..
Nancy Astor: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.” Churchill: “If I were your husband I would take it.”
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All I have.Not the brightest color crayon in the box!
Bad credit is better then no credit! |
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Your momma wears army boots
Why is that an insult? There are women in the Army (many as Reservists) who have children. Are those women doing something wrong? I think that's only half the insult. I think it's Your momma wears army boots Your daddy wears a party dress. I pretty much means your mom wears the pants in the house.
Thats exactly what I typed, and thats EXACTLY what it means. *I edited part of the post because I was asking you not to get uppity, and not post*
I saw that part. lol
LOL I still love ya. ;) |
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