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| Topic: Funniest random thing said to you today.......... | |
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"Did you hear something?"
"No, what?" "I thought I heard a banjo." |
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My boyfriend and i walking down the street..i say something smart..he playfully raises his fist at me not noticing the guy crossing the street watching.... I scream.......
"NO!! PLEASE!! DONT BEAT ME AGAIN!!! I'M SO SORRY!!" I whisper to my man... "Bet you didn't see that guy ya idiot" |
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Someone told me they had wrinkles they were hoping to work out...
You figure it out. You'll laugh after a brief OMG! :) |
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Friend: "I think I have pink eye."
Me: "You let some guy fart in your face didn't you?" |
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