Topic: Atlanta ATC
uk1971's photo
Thu 05/17/12 12:17 PM
Atlanta ATC:
"Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R
Saudi Air:
"Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Atlanta ATC:
"Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air:
"Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great."


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Saudi Air:
" ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"
Atlanta ATC:
"Go ahead Saudi Air 511."
Saudi Air:
"YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE.. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE."
Atlanta ATC:
"Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us. "

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boredinaz06's photo
Thu 05/17/12 12:20 PM
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