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Topic: Poems 'R US....
Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Wed 05/09/12 03:41 PM
LMAO Stop it i just said i was tweaking...your killin me... softly...with..your words. Wait...poems...not songs. damn.... wish i had some ham. I once knew a fam that was too poor to eat ham so all they ate was spam, but they didn't like the taste, so they used lots of jam, they lived in a van down by the river and when it got cold they all would shiver until they build a dam.

MissB4ya Joined Wed 04/18/12 Posts: 526	Wed 05/09/12 03:48 PM
But the dam broke which led to a scam..Not to worry..they blamed it on Pam.

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Wed 05/09/12 03:50 PM
Now Pam is on the lam, she changed her name to Sam.

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Wed 05/09/12 03:52 PM
But Pam was too slick, and the charges did not stick She had lots of money, and loved to eat ham and honey Until it made her stick

MissB4ya Joined Wed 04/18/12 Posts: 526	Wed 05/09/12 03:55 PM
But Pam was too slick, and the charges did not stick She had lots of money, and loved to eat ham and honey Until it made her stick .....a poodle right up the money!

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Wed 05/09/12 03:55 PM
She heaved up ham and honey On her stack of money Now her cash is runny

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Wed 05/09/12 03:58 PM
She felt like such a dummy that her money got runny She felt so much stress from all the mess She ran through the woods to stash the goods When she saw a white poodle eating a noodle

MissB4ya Joined Wed 04/18/12 Posts: 526	Wed 05/09/12 04:02 PM
Poodles noodle went limp Pam offered to be his pimp Instead the poodle ran away with a slight limp

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Wed 05/09/12 04:05 PM
As she ran after the limp noodle poodle, an imp passed her by, and gave her the stink eye

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Wed 05/09/12 04:09 PM
The poodle's noodle is perfectly fine The proof is written on the sign: '3 Million served and satisfied' and the poodle's noodle is used as an ax on the side.

MissB4ya Joined Wed 04/18/12 Posts: 526	Wed 05/09/12 04:11 PM
The poodle's noodle is perfectly fine The proof is written on the sign: '3 Million served and satisfied' and the poodle's noodle is used as an ax on the side. Aaahahahahaha!! Nice one pup

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Wed 05/09/12 04:11 PM
When Pam... Sam read the sign she.. he was horrified To think she... he almost died chasing a poodle with a noodle

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Wed 05/09/12 04:19 PM
The poodle's noodle is perfectly fine The proof is written on the sign: '3 Million served and satisfied' and the poodle's noodle is used as an ax on the side. Aaahahahahaha!! Nice one pup

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