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Topic: Duck
funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Tue 05/08/12 10:56 AM
A duck walks into a pharmacy and says to the lady "can I have a packet of condoms please' The lady gets them of the shelf and says 'Would you like me to put them on your bill' The duck says "no, but you can put one on my c--k if you like SORRY

laughsandgiggles Joined Sun 10/28/07 Posts: 3560	Tue 05/08/12 11:15 AM
OMG!! im scarred for life!! i will never look at ducks and roosters the same ever again!! LOL and thanks for making me spit my diet pepsi out- thankfully i missed the keyboard!!

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Tue 05/08/12 11:21 AM
Your welcome

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Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Tue 05/08/12 04:36 PM
A duck walks into a pharmacy and says to the lady "can I have a packet of condoms please' The lady gets them of the shelf and says 'Would you like me to put them on your bill' The duck says "no, but you can put one on my c--k if you like SORRY :P Silly girl. :)

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Tue 05/08/12 04:40 PM
husband walks into the bedroom with a duck under his arm he says,"this is the pig i've been having sex with when you're not around" his wife says,"that's not a pig, that's a duck" he says," i was talking to the duck"

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Tue 05/08/12 08:18 PM


tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Tue 05/08/12 08:18 PM
husband walks into the bedroom with a duck under his arm he says,"this is the pig i've been having sex with when you're not around" his wife says,"that's not a pig, that's a duck" he says," i was talking to the duck"

markc48 Joined Wed 05/07/08 Posts: 5536	Tue 05/08/12 08:54 PM
Guy sits down at the bar next to a beautiful lady. Says I got a joke about my cock but it's a long one. Lady says well I got a joke about my *****. But you will never get it.

2KidsMom Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 58206	Wed 05/09/12 07:20 AM


2KidsMom Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 58206	Wed 05/09/12 07:21 AM
husband walks into the bedroom with a duck under his arm he says,"this is the pig i've been having sex with when you're not around" his wife says,"that's not a pig, that's a duck" he says," i was talking to the duck"

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